ryubing-ryujinx/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
2026-05-21 14:48:03 +00:00

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C#

using Ryujinx.Common.Logging;
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
namespace Ryujinx.Common
{
// My code is crappy and I know it. Props to VewDev for assisting me in these shenanigans.
public class StartupTextHelper
{
public static void StartupSplash()
{
// Ryubing Logo Print
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, " ___ __ _ ");
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @" / _ \ __ __ __ __ / / (_) ___ ___ _");
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @" / , _/ / // // // / / _ \ / / / _ \ / _ `/");
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"/_/|_| \_, / \_,_/ /_.__//_/ /_//_/ \_, / ");
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, " /___/ /___/ ");
// Do some randomizing. Literally just put another entry here to allow it to be picked.
List<string> splashes = new()
{
"Ryubing is my middle name",
"Giving it 110 percent!",
"I don't think therefore I don't am!",
"All hail egg",
"Insert cringy joke here",
"ITS RYUBINGING TIME",
"I hate mondays...",
"Fantastical!",
"Now with 100% more humor!",
//"Wishlist party cosmos!",
"\"Not S&P approved\" has been approved by S&P",
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?",
"It's an emulator!",
"Now the real game begins",
"Cooked fresh since 2018!",
"Must've been the wind...",
"I used to be an adventurer like you before I took an arrow to the knee",
"Ryubing!",
"May contain nuts!",
"May include occasional pop culture references!",
"100% organically grown!",
"Have a nice day : )",
"Spoats car!", // I love my inside jokes.
"Bottom text",
"Im sorry dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.",
"That's no moon",
"Sir, finishing this fight.",
};
Random randomobj = new();
int randindex = randomobj.Next(0, splashes.Count);
// Print the dang thing
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, "");
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, splashes[randindex]);
Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, "");
}
}
}