From fe8e1493d6f2d5ce3ba96c2716c755fa53910087 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: awesomeangotti <anchovieindustries@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 22 May 2026 23:14:31 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Additional splash texts.

---
 assets/Splashes/Splashes.json | 45 +++++++++++++++++++++--------------
 1 file changed, 27 insertions(+), 18 deletions(-)

diff --git a/assets/Splashes/Splashes.json b/assets/Splashes/Splashes.json
index 210f27316..474aa9108 100644
--- a/assets/Splashes/Splashes.json
+++ b/assets/Splashes/Splashes.json
@@ -4,22 +4,22 @@
     "de_DE": [],
     "el_GR": [],
     "en_US": [
-      "Ryubing is my middle name",
+      "Ryubing is my middle name.",
       "Giving it 110 percent!",
       "I don't think therefore I don't am!",
-      "All hail egg",
-      "Insert cringy joke here",
-      "ITS RYUBINGING TIME",
-      "I hate mondays...",
+      "All hail Egg.",
+      "Insert cringy joke here.",
+      "ITS RYUBINGING TIME!",
+      "I hate Mondays...",
       "Fantastical!",
       "Now with 100% more humor!",
-      "'Not S&P approved' has been approved by S&P",
+      "'Not S&P approved' has been approved by S&P.",
       "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?",
       "It's an emulator!",
-      "Now the real game begins",
+      "Now the real game begins...",
       "Cooked fresh since 2018!",
       "Must've been the wind...",
-      "I used to be an adventurer like you before I took an arrow to the knee",
+      "I used to be an adventurer like you before I took an arrow to the knee.",
       "Ryubing!",
       "May contain nuts!",
       "May include occasional pop culture references!",
@@ -27,16 +27,16 @@
       "Have a nice day : )",
       "Spoats car!",
       "Bottom text",
-      "Im sorry dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.",
-      "That's no moon",
+      "Im sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.",
+      "That's no moon...",
       "Sir, finishing this fight.",
       "I see how it is...",
       "Space! The final frontier!",
       "If you could not tell already, I love making bad jokes : )",
       "this.",
-      "Probably contains no baked beans",
+      "Probably contains no baked beans.",
       "Y'all ready for this?",
-      "Removed herobrine",
+      "Removed Herobrine.",
       "Right to repair!",
       "Programmed in C#!",
       "Forgejo has dethroned Gitlab!",
@@ -48,25 +48,34 @@
       "Please insert disc two!",
       "I... AM RYUBING!",
       "Ryubingin' it up",
-      "bing bing wahoo",
+      "bing bing wahoo.",
       "egg",
-      "No, lossless scaling is NOT supported",
+      "No, lossless scaling is NOT supported.",
       "How do you people do anything?",
       "One dollar.",
       "Somebody once told me!",
       "Its that time of the month again!",
-      "Brewed from only the finest memes",
-      "Async shader compilation would destroy my soul",
+      "Brewed from only the finest memes.",
+      "Async shader compilation would destroy my soul : (",
       "Trans rights are human rights!",
       ":3",
       ":3",
       ":3",
+      ":3",
       "Please connect a controller!",
       "Never gonna give you up!",
-      "The game was rigged from the start",
+      "The game was rigged from the start.",
       "Ganon is watching you!",
       "Now with 100% more JSON in the splash code!",
-      "Countless hours of fun!"
+      "Countless hours of fun!",
+      "Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... mmmmmm ...richer!",
+      "Do a barrel roll!",
+      "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?",
+      "Yahaha! You found me!",
+      "I would've been in real trouble if you hadn't shown up when you did, goro.",
+      "Stay fresh.",
+      "Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.",
+      "Whaaa? You came to see me again? That makes Beedle SO HAPPY!"
     ],
     "es_ES": [],
     "fr_FR": [],