diff --git a/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs b/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..ceada1b2e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+using Ryujinx.Common.Logging;
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+
+namespace Ryujinx.Common
+{
+    // My code is crappy and I know it. Props to VewDev for assisting me in these shenanigans.
+    public class StartupTextHelper
+    {
+        public static void StartupSplash()
+        {
+            // Ryubing Logo Print
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "   ___                 __    _              ");
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"  / _ \  __ __ __ __  / /   (_)  ___   ___ _");
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @" / , _/ / // // // / / _ \ / /  / _ \ / _ `/");
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"/_/|_|  \_, / \_,_/ /_.__//_/  /_//_/ \_, / ");
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "       /___/                         /___/  ");
+            
+            // Do some randomizing. Literally just put another entry here to allow it to be picked.
+            List<string> splashes = new()
+            {
+                "Ryubing is my middle name",
+                "Giving it 110 percent!",
+                "I don't think therefore I don't am!",
+                "All hail egg",
+                "Insert cringy joke here",
+                "ITS RYUBINGING TIME",
+                "I hate mondays...",
+                "Fantastical!",
+                "Now with 100% more humor!",
+                //"Wishlist party cosmos!",
+                "\"Not S&P approved\" has been approved by S&P",
+                "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?",
+                "It's an emulator!",
+                "Now the real game begins",
+                "Cooked fresh since 2018!",
+                "Must've been the wind...",
+                "I used to be an adventurer like you before I took an arrow to the knee",
+                "Ryubing!",
+                "May contain nuts!",
+                "May include occasional pop culture references!",
+                "100% organically grown!",
+                "Have a nice day : )",
+                "Spoats car!", // I love my inside jokes.
+                "Bottom text",
+                "Im sorry dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.",
+                "That's no moon",
+                "Sir, finishing this fight.",
+                
+            };
+            Random randomobj = new();
+            int randindex = randomobj.Next(0, splashes.Count);
+            
+            // Print the dang thing
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "");
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  splashes[randindex]);
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "");
+        }
+        
+    }
+}
diff --git a/src/Ryujinx/Program.cs b/src/Ryujinx/Program.cs
index 17d941962..ca1ed5f61 100644
--- a/src/Ryujinx/Program.cs
+++ b/src/Ryujinx/Program.cs
@@ -431,13 +431,9 @@ namespace Ryujinx.Ava
 
         internal static void PrintSystemInfo()
         {
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "   ___                 __    _              ");
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"  / _ \  __ __ __ __  / /   (_)  ___   ___ _");
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @" / , _/ / // // // / / _ \ / /  / _ \ / _ `/");
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"/_/|_|  \_, / \_,_/ /_.__//_/  /_//_/ \_, / ");
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "       /___/                         /___/  ");
-
-
+            
+            StartupTextHelper.StartupSplash();
+            
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, $"{RyujinxApp.FullAppName} Version: {Version}");
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, $".NET Runtime: {RuntimeInformation.FrameworkDescription}");
             SystemInfo.Gather().Print();