From 9da68406f2e172c5123684d022f37d16ad7a71ca Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Awesomeangotti <anchovieindustries@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 25 Apr 2026 17:50:48 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] One final batch of bonus things before I stop touching it.

---
 src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs | 5 +++++
 1 file changed, 5 insertions(+)

diff --git a/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs b/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
index 33daa56d8..cb2c1dee1 100644
--- a/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
+++ b/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
@@ -71,6 +71,11 @@ namespace Ryujinx.Common
                 "bing bing wahoo",
                 "egg",
                 "No, lossless scaling is NOT supported",
+                "How do you people do anything?",
+                "One dollar.",
+                "Somebody once told me!",
+                "Its that time of the month again!",
+                "Brewed from only the finest memes",
         };
         
     }