From 0f99b332b136bb6963ace34d40c097300a0991e5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Awesomeangotti <anchovieindustries@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, 25 Apr 2026 17:09:36 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Purposefully troll lossless scaling users

---
 src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs | 26 ++++++++++++-------------
 src/Ryujinx/UI/RyujinxApp.axaml.cs      |  4 ++--
 2 files changed, 15 insertions(+), 15 deletions(-)

diff --git a/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs b/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
index f90e667b0..e3d60ffeb 100644
--- a/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
+++ b/src/Ryujinx/Common/StartupTextHelper.cs
@@ -4,22 +4,25 @@ using Gommon;
 
 namespace Ryujinx.Common
 {
-    // My code is crappy and I know it. Props to VewDev for assisting me in these shenanigans.
-    // In other news, I probably put this in the wrong namespace :kek: - Awesomeangotti
+    // My code is crappy and I know it. Props to VewDev for assisting me in these shenanigans. - Awesomeangotti
     public class StartupTextHelper
     {
         public static void MakeSplash()
         {
-            // Ryubing Logo Print
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "   ___                 __    _              ");
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"  / _ \  __ __ __ __  / /   (_)  ___   ___ _");
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @" / , _/ / // // // / / _ \ / /  / _ \ / _ `/");
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application, @"/_/|_|  \_, / \_,_/ /_.__//_/  /_//_/ \_, / ");
             Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "       /___/                         /___/  ");
             
-            // Do some randomizing. Additions are welcome to this list : ) - Awesomeangotti
-            List<string> splashes = new()
-            {
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "");
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  MainSplashes.GetRandomElement());
+            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "");
+        }
+        
+        // This list contains all splashes. Additions are welcome to this list : ) - Awesomeangotti
+        public static List<string> MainSplashes =  new()
+        {
                 "Ryubing is my middle name",
                 "Giving it 110 percent!",
                 "I don't think therefore I don't am!",
@@ -66,13 +69,10 @@ namespace Ryujinx.Common
                 "I... AM RYUBING!",
                 "Ryubingin' it up",
                 "bing bing wahoo",
-            };
-
-            // Print the dang thing
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "");
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  splashes.GetRandomElement());
-            Logger.Notice.Print(LogClass.Application,  "");
-        }
+                "egg",
+                "No, lossless scaling is NOT supported",
+        };
         
     }
+    
 }
diff --git a/src/Ryujinx/UI/RyujinxApp.axaml.cs b/src/Ryujinx/UI/RyujinxApp.axaml.cs
index 22b98dea7..98e457e2c 100644
--- a/src/Ryujinx/UI/RyujinxApp.axaml.cs
+++ b/src/Ryujinx/UI/RyujinxApp.axaml.cs
@@ -28,8 +28,8 @@ namespace Ryujinx.Ava
 
         internal static string FormatTitle(LocaleKeys? windowTitleKey = null, bool includeVersion = true)
             => windowTitleKey is null
-                ? $"{FullAppName}{(includeVersion ? $" {Program.Version}" : string.Empty)}"
-                : $"{FullAppName}{(includeVersion ? $" {Program.Version}" : string.Empty)} - {LocaleManager.Instance[windowTitleKey.Value]}";
+                ? $"{FullAppName}{(includeVersion ? $" {Program.Version}" : string.Empty)} {StartupTextHelper.MainSplashes.GetRandomElement()}"
+                : $"{FullAppName}{(includeVersion ? $" {Program.Version}" : string.Empty)} - {LocaleManager.Instance[windowTitleKey.Value]} {StartupTextHelper.MainSplashes.GetRandomElement()}";
 
         public static readonly string FullAppName = string.Intern(ReleaseInformation.IsCanaryBuild ? "Ryujinx Canary" : "Ryujinx");